From the email banks

Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.

Eventually, Michael the archangel found him on the seventh day resting.

He enquired of God, " where have you been? "

God pointed downwards through the clouds. "Look Michael, look what I've
made," said God.

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, " what is it ? "

"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put life on it. I'm going to call
it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."

"balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing down to different parts of the earth,
"For example, Nth America will be a place of great opportunity
and wealth while Sth America is going to be poor; the
Middle East over there will be a hot spot and Russia will be a cold spot."

"Over there I've placed a continent of white people and here I've placed a
continent of black people." God continued pointing to different countries.
"This one will be extremely hot and arid and this one will be very cold and
covered in ice."
The archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to another area land
and asked,"what's that ?"

"Ah", said God. "That's Western Australia, the most glorious place on
earth. There are beautiful people, impressive towns; it is the home of the
worlds finest artists, musicians, writers, thinkers, explorers and
sportsman. The people from Western Australia are going to be modest,
intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the
world.

They'll be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they
will be known throughout the world as speakers of truth."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about
balance God, you said there will be balance!"

God replied very wisely, " Wait till you see the wankers I'm putting on the
East Coast..."