Okay, this is a bit of a cheap shot considering it was sent in by a contributor - who, for all accounts and purposes is just a mum or dad sending in the results for the children's soccer teams - but some of the spelling mistakes in this were bad enough to move me to action.
The following has been unedited by me. Note the double 'm' in coming, the brilliant way the writer spells 'penalty shootout' and the lack of space between "verygood" and "Bayswaterand". Also note how long the first sentence is.
You have been warned. If you're put off by the great big dirty block of text that it is - well think about the person who has to edit it for the newspaper....
Warnbro Soccer Club finished their weekend on a hight note with three teams going through to the third round of the cup on Saturday starting with Jake Heathcotes team winning by 1 goal against and Alan Walters 16s winning 9 - 0 against Swan I C and the Senior team wining by a penelty shotout to make Warnbro 6 and Morley 5 this was a very exciting game and a great win for the seniors. On Sunday Warnbro also had some good results starting with the 6s Dave Richards team travelling to Cockburn and comming away with a 6 - 2 win both seven teams had good games with D Peterson,M Clear, and A Dyuric scoring a goal each against Rocking to make it 3 - 3 the other 7s team beat Kwinana 6 - 2 with M banks scoring a hatrick I Mihalsevic and E De Pontes also scoring for Warnbro. The under 8s who played Mandurah had a very good game and both teams drew the score 4 all the under 9s c team had their first win with a 3 - 2 win over Port Kennedythe under 11s c team played at home to Kalamunda and drew 2 all and the a team under 12s wining 3 - 2 against Kalamunda also the 12s c team had a very good win away to Canning this week with the u13 s a team wining 3 - 2 against Wanneroo with Dylan Philips scoring both the goals and the 13c team winning by 13 goals against Port Kennedy onto the 14 a verygood win this week with a score of 8 - 1 against Bayswaterand once again a superb game for the 16s who won their game 4 - 2 against Subiaco the 19 came away with a draw this week against Whitfords.
3 months ago
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AND there's three full stops in the entire document. Awesome.
I think no matter who you are you should be dreadfully ashamed of that effort. Grammar and spelling has gone to the dogs. We mourn you.
I'm starting a list of Grammar Terrorists, similar to Hell's banned list. These people need to be named and shamed.
When I used to take the baby pics in Collie we had a form for the parents to fill out. It was necessary for them to fill out the form because asking a mother who the father is can sometimes put her in an uncomfortable position. Anyways, the new dads would often be just chuffed that they could contribute something to the blessed event and would leap at the chance to fill out the form. But then they'd have to ask their girlfriend/wife how to spell their sister's name "Olivia". It would have almost been cute to watch them gripping the pen so tight, tongue in the corner of their mouths with the concentration - if they were 7 years old that is.
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