Is it an end-of-school ball? Is it a wedding?

No, it's the night of nights for our company's beloved sales reps as they get frocked up and go to an event sure to be full of drunkenness, bitchiness and the odd bit of schmoozing.
Seriously, some of the girls in this office appear to have done nothing all day other than do each other's makeup, hair and outfits.
It reminds me of Perth Cup's tentland patrons pre-11am on New Years Day. They're all dressed up and looking beautiful, but it's a bit of a different story when it comes time to leave...