Chop off my head, box it up and send it to the glue factory

Because that's the only possible use I can come up with for it right now.
This is my second cold in about a month and I am not happy.
To top it off I had an 8am start this morning, AND a stupid council meeting tonight after work.
Now excuse me while I wallow in my own self-pity.

UPDATE: One of my lovely fellow journalists offered to go to my council meeting tonight for me. Sweeeet...