Tuesday, 28 August 2007

Adventures in talking to animals part II

Some more conversations my uncle has had recently with our dog:

Uncle: What are you going to do today? (Repeat X 3 with 'baby talk' inflections) Are you going to read a book?

What the fuck? Read a book??

And this one...

Uncle: Now, I'm going for a crap and you can't come, okay?

Seriously, there's gotta be a line...

3 comments:

shiny said...

At least if you close the door on a dog he doesn't open it. Unlike my four year old sister. Something about a four year old brain just doesn't get that a closed bathroom door should stay closed.

Dave said...

haha

Anonymous said...

Ummm. Please don't ever come to my house. Although I don't talk to Maisie so much when other people are there. Or do I? Jesus. I'm goin to spend my life alone. Apart from the cat.

L x