An open letter to Mr Carpenter and Mr Barnett

Dear sirs,

It is with much interest I watch the two of you scrambling for allegiances to form a coalition after what was a really, really close election.

I love the fact that the Nationals are holding the two of you over a barrel.

Mr Barnett - well done - you've done exceedingly well in uniting the Liberal Party in four weeks, win, lose or draw.

Mr Carpenter - I told you so. Act like an arrogant wanker for long enough and, whether it's true or not, the public will soon start believing it.

Whichever way the election falls I have quite enjoyed watching the outcome.
I'm prepared to go out on a limb and call this election a victory for justice and accountability.

Regards,
Dave