1. Don't hire Ben Affleck as the lead.
2. Don't make him blind - he just looks a little bit disabled with cloudy, crossed eyes.
3. Don't hire Jennifer Garner as the female lead.
4. Don't throw in a weird, almost matrix-like fight scene as a 'romantic' interaction between the two main characters.
5. Don't hire Ben Affleck as the lead.
6. Don't put a piss poor background story about the superhero's dad - who was a loser, but a good guy at heart - getting killed by an underworld kingpin.
7. Don't insert a sickening Hollywood sex scene between Affleck and Garner. No, really, please don't.
8. Don't insert a Catholic priest with an Irish accent. It's just too convenient.
9. Don't use Evanescence on the soundtrack.
10. Don't hire Ben Affleck as the lead.
2 months ago
7 comments:
I think not hiring Ben Affleck features pretty prominently on the 10 Things Not to do When Making a Good Movie. Full stop.
You don't like Ben Affleck? Who the h-ll's Ben Affleck anyway? - Dave
It's not a bad thing that you don't know who he is dave. Google him if you feel the need.
Daredevil IS indeed unspeakably bad.
I agree - possibly the lamest superhero movie ever made.
Ros
Any movie with a skin tight red leather outfit can't be all bad! :)
Well common Dave, it's still Hollywood [American] Superhero Movies, you can't expect anything of substance from them really...
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