...I will not do a story about:
a) your car being broken into. This shit happens every day. Talk to the police.
b) your 'good cause' story sponsored by a multi-billion dollar global corporation. They can pay for advertising.
c) the fact that the gardener at the school across the road from you disturbs your slumber at 7.30am every morning by using a leaf-blower.
d) your missing cat. I'm sorry, I'm sure you feel terrible, but go put some flyers up.
3 months ago
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I recall a sweet little kid coming to our door about a blind dog that had gone missing. Thing is, we all live next to the busiest highway in the Eastern states and I didn't have the heart to tell her that a blind dog was most likely to have found on the side of the road.
We still have the flyer stuck to the fridge. A morbid reminder of the first time I learned that my dog had not simply "run away" when I was a kid.
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