Tuesday, 24 April 2007

You what?

I received a press release and copy of a CD from a local "musician" today.
The act is called Bucket of Pus, the album is called Raw and Sore.
And it is actually worse than you could possibly be thinking right now.
Here are some quotes from the press release:
"It's an album influenced by years of listening to metal, punk and some great Australian hard rock as well as playing in and watching so many awesome local bands."
(I should point out now that 'local' for this guy means Kwinana)
And another one:
"Some of the lyrics are pretty serious while others are bloody ridiculous!"
(Here, I think he may be referring to either song 4 - Phlegm Boogie, song 7 - Cone From Hell, or song 14 - Viagra Balls)
And finally:
"I love the rawness of it, it's real DIY stuff with a distinctly Aussie punk flavour."

Sold anyone yet?

3 comments:

Bolton said...

and if they google themselves, which they will, they will get to read your rave review!

Dave said...

It's the closest they'll get to publicity from me

shiny said...

I got that one too and regretted even reading it. Then I got a followup call. He needs to get some help with his marketing, now!