This sign, word for word and space for space, was hanging in the fruit and veg section at a supermarket this morning.
Dear Customers:
We would like to inform you that there is an apple shortage so inturn the price of all apples and pears have sky rocked up. There is about a 4 week gap un till any new seasons apples come in. And importing apples from over east is prohibited cause of quarantine laws.
Regards,
IGA Hamilton Hill Management
Obviously english is not a high criteria for IGA management.
ReplyDeleteI didn't want to say it, but we were all thinking it...
ReplyDeleteThose fuckers.
ReplyDeleteDang. That's messed up.
ReplyDeleteBy "over east" I wonder if they meant New Zealand. We are still battling to get access to Australia with our apples. - Dave
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