I saved myself...

...from a crucifixion at the hands of my boss today.

I wrote an email, bitching about her. Went to press send and put in her name instead. Yes, we've all done it before, or at least know people who have, but it was too late - the email had gone.
So I walked up to her desk, she read it, and then I singled out someone in the office and said I was talking about them. To her. And she bought it.

Nice.